Mr. & Mrs. America and all the ships at sea: guess what else you might have in common with each other? Anal Sex, that’s what!
Yep, according to Dr. Sadie Allison’s new sexuality self-help book, TICKLE MY TUSH: MILD-TO-WILD ANALPLAY ADVENTURES FOR EVERYBOOTY, there’s fun to be had in them thar cheeks!
The book is a quick read with illustrations and short chapters.
As you might imagine, this book might tend to be a real shocker to those who perceive themselves to be straight laced. Now, I’m no angel and all that, but I like to think that not much in this world can surprise me anymore. Then I started reading this book.
I’ve found that anal sex (referred to in the pages as “analplay” or “buttplay”) seems to no longer belong in the realm of the “perverted” but is now becoming a rapidly common, acceptable practice. As much fun as Dr. Sadie seems to have with this topic (Who knew? A woman who not only LIKES anal, but writes about it with a certain twinkle in her eye), but stresses monogamy (which I dig) and responsible behavior when indulging.
I never really thought of anal as a viable and fun alternative to conventional sex. Perhaps it’s because sitting through German porn films, drunk, on my 21st birthday in Wurzburg, Germany in 1981 traumatized me. My exposure to adult films prior to that were silent one-reelers that were of the oral or “man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick” variety that were circulating in our barracks in Kitzingen, Germany.
German porn is particularly vile, so when I saw anal (and other things I never wanted to try) on the big screen in that Wurzburg tavern, it pretty much disturbed me for a good while after that. Then, as I tend to do with things that upset me, I pretty much started making jokes about it to help myself deal with it.
Anyway, the tender subject (ouch!) of anal sex is broached carefully (and with a certain amount of reverence) by Dr. Sadie in TMT:M-T-WAAFE and she actually extols that when everyone is hygienically clean and monogamous (this is key) that this kind of thing can lead to “toe-curling orgasms”.
Then there’s something called the “prostate orgasm”. This is NOT what I experienced during an impromptu finger exam last year. My doctor said that he didn’t feel anything out of the ordinary. I replied, “Wow, Doc, I sure did!” However, in the interest of reading and completely understanding this book, I will have to re-read that portion until I learn just what a “prostate orgasm” is – and how one can achieve it.
There is specific instruction from the basic massaging of the area in question to actual penetration. Dr. Sadie maintains that if it’s done properly, respectfully and with care that there should be little or no pain involved. Both partners have to be willing to experiment to see what one likes (or doesn’t) and for Pete’s sake, keep your nail short on the finger you decide to use.
I suppose there is a gaggle of fun to be had in learning the techniques in this book and then putting them to use. I’m not sure that Karen, my better half, would want me doing all that research, though.
Special thanks to Barbara Dunn for hipping me to this book and seeing to it that I got one to read and write about here. You can contact Dr. Sadie on her facebook page, facebook.com/doctorsadie.
Have fun and play nice, kiddies. Remember, guys, if you’re a brute and you hurt her doing any of this, you will have reached the end of the line and, consequently, there’ll be no booty for you!
Gotta go. Karen instructed me that I’m to give her an oral book report on this one. Later, dudes and dudettes!
Yep, according to Dr. Sadie Allison’s new sexuality self-help book, TICKLE MY TUSH: MILD-TO-WILD ANALPLAY ADVENTURES FOR EVERYBOOTY, there’s fun to be had in them thar cheeks!
The book is a quick read with illustrations and short chapters.
As you might imagine, this book might tend to be a real shocker to those who perceive themselves to be straight laced. Now, I’m no angel and all that, but I like to think that not much in this world can surprise me anymore. Then I started reading this book.
I’ve found that anal sex (referred to in the pages as “analplay” or “buttplay”) seems to no longer belong in the realm of the “perverted” but is now becoming a rapidly common, acceptable practice. As much fun as Dr. Sadie seems to have with this topic (Who knew? A woman who not only LIKES anal, but writes about it with a certain twinkle in her eye), but stresses monogamy (which I dig) and responsible behavior when indulging.
I never really thought of anal as a viable and fun alternative to conventional sex. Perhaps it’s because sitting through German porn films, drunk, on my 21st birthday in Wurzburg, Germany in 1981 traumatized me. My exposure to adult films prior to that were silent one-reelers that were of the oral or “man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick” variety that were circulating in our barracks in Kitzingen, Germany.
German porn is particularly vile, so when I saw anal (and other things I never wanted to try) on the big screen in that Wurzburg tavern, it pretty much disturbed me for a good while after that. Then, as I tend to do with things that upset me, I pretty much started making jokes about it to help myself deal with it.
Anyway, the tender subject (ouch!) of anal sex is broached carefully (and with a certain amount of reverence) by Dr. Sadie in TMT:M-T-WAAFE and she actually extols that when everyone is hygienically clean and monogamous (this is key) that this kind of thing can lead to “toe-curling orgasms”.
Then there’s something called the “prostate orgasm”. This is NOT what I experienced during an impromptu finger exam last year. My doctor said that he didn’t feel anything out of the ordinary. I replied, “Wow, Doc, I sure did!” However, in the interest of reading and completely understanding this book, I will have to re-read that portion until I learn just what a “prostate orgasm” is – and how one can achieve it.
There is specific instruction from the basic massaging of the area in question to actual penetration. Dr. Sadie maintains that if it’s done properly, respectfully and with care that there should be little or no pain involved. Both partners have to be willing to experiment to see what one likes (or doesn’t) and for Pete’s sake, keep your nail short on the finger you decide to use.
I suppose there is a gaggle of fun to be had in learning the techniques in this book and then putting them to use. I’m not sure that Karen, my better half, would want me doing all that research, though.
Special thanks to Barbara Dunn for hipping me to this book and seeing to it that I got one to read and write about here. You can contact Dr. Sadie on her facebook page, facebook.com/doctorsadie.
Have fun and play nice, kiddies. Remember, guys, if you’re a brute and you hurt her doing any of this, you will have reached the end of the line and, consequently, there’ll be no booty for you!
Gotta go. Karen instructed me that I’m to give her an oral book report on this one. Later, dudes and dudettes!
Hopefully Dr. Sadie also discussed the importance of the "finger receiver" taking a nice healthy dump before getting their prostate tickled. I understand that things can happen in the heat of the moment, but if you are the prober, and even worse, a nail biter, it is imperative that they use the bathroom. I have made this mistake once and was stuck hanging out by the sink, gagging and digging chocolate out from under my nail.
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