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Monday, December 12, 2011

TEETH



“Vagina Dentata”. It’s a condition in which an extra set of (apparently sharp) teeth have internally grown inside a young woman’s..er, um, womanhood.

Jess Weixler plays Dawn, a virtuous young woman who plans on waiting until she is married before she experiences the joy of sex. Situations change, though, and her oversexed boyfriend forces himself on her. His last act on earth will be to bleed out.

Several male genitals are disattached and there’s even a multiple digital mutilation in the film as Dawn learns to cope with and control her malady. Her creepy, has-no-right-to-be-walking-the-planet stepbrother has the best “incident” in TEETH; and also the funniest one, as it turns out.

It’s a bit uncomfortable for guys to sit through this movie. I found myself crossing my own legs in sympathy a few times in much the same way we all do when we see another fella take one in the nuts in any visual media as well as in real life.

If you can stomach the concept of the whole thing, you could very well be entertained by this tale.

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