3-HEADED SHARK ATTACK

 

I suppose this was bound to happen in the aftermath of “2-Headed Shark Attack”.  Oh, well, at least in this one I don’t have to put up with the grating Brooke Hogan. 

You fans of gore out there will probably dig this one – it certainly doesn’t disappoint in the “blood and chomp” department. 

Directed by Christopher Douglas Olen Ray, son of Legendary “B” Movie Director Fred Olen (“Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers”) Ray, this one has pretty much what you’d expect:  the requisite amount of beach bunny bimbos who get eaten (and not in that “good, fun” way), plus a few “I’ll save you by sacrificing my own life” hero-types scattered (and shredded) along the way. 

Ocean pollution is the culprit in creating the mutant 3-headed shark which, by the way, has a surprise of its own to reveal.  The question, though, is how did the shark survive all of that silicon poisoning when he (or is it “they”?) munched down on several unnaturally buxom gals?  I know, I know, I have to constantly remind myself, “It’s only a movie, it’s only a movie”.

But what a movie it is!  I’m a sucker for all the unusual DVDs that appear on store shelves here which have to do with mutations/freaks of nature, so this one was calling my name right from the moment I laid eyes on it.

This was MUCH better than I’d hoped.  It’s always good to see Danny Trejo out there doing his thing as well.  Danny is tougher than the shark and I’m surprised he didn’t make shark-flavored cracker pate out of it – albeit with a small taste of that residual silicon.  (Note to Mr. Trejo: Hi, Danny!  You’re a good actor, but even little kids can see that you’re really a big teddy bear.  It explains your “warm and fuzzy” factor.)

So, yes, by all means, check this one out. 

From “The Asylum”, the same folks bringing you the “Sharknado” films. 

By the way, when do we get “Marsupialnado”?