ZOMBIE WOMEN OF SATAN

Go ahead and laugh. You know you want to. I mean, really, ZOMBIE WOMEN OF SATAN? Ok, I’ll admit that the title grabbed me from the start and it probably did for you, too.


Yes, there are Zombie Women here (some topless and very hot, to boot, even with blood coming from every orifice), but the “Satan” part in the title is jokey.

It concerns a SERIOUSLY demented family whose patriarch is a mad scientist-type, a mother who is chained to a wall (and needs to be), a son who is a cult leader/internet star and two daughters, Red and Blue, who cheerfully clean up daddy’s messes (make that “bodies”).

So Daddy’s experimenting on young women, taken from his son’s cult compound, by injecting them with various solutions which turns them into flesh-eaters.

Enter a troop of freak show performers who agree to be interviewed on the son’s webcast there at the compound. Pervo the Clown (he hates to be called “Sid”) is one of the performers, a knife thrower, who is WAY too fond of “self-abuse” and will go off by himself in the middle of everything to whack off.

Anyway, by accident, Red irresponsibly allows infected zombie blood into a punchbowl at the compound and all the young ladies there start to change after drinking this particular punch. They break out into the compound where the freak show entourage are now trapped. Mayhem, of course, ensues.

At one point, Zeus (a midget strongman) decides that nature is yelling too loudly at him and goes off into the woods by himself to move his bowels. This has GOT to be the longest BM sequence in movie history. Punctuated by gastric sound effects, it lasts SO long that the camera cuts away to other action and then goes back to Zeus. When he’s finally done, the resulting pile is nearly as tall as Zeus himself. The zombie that winds up chasing him stops to look at the spoor, waves her hand in front of her face several times and resumes chasing Zeus. It’s a pretty funny scene, but most things that are in “bad taste” have a certain amount of humor to them.

There are the requisite dismemberings and other ghastly injuries that reminded me of the uncut version of Peter Jackson’s DEAD ALIVE.

If you can stand the gore you see here, you’ll be fine with this one.

Websites of interest: www.zombiewomenofsatan.com  &  www.zwosthemovie.com