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Friday, May 28, 2010

DEADLY WEAPONS

Despite what you are seeing on the cover of the DVD here, Chesty Morgan isn’t all that sexy. Ok, she looks like a carnival ride that most men would want to go on, but there’s really too much of a vacancy behind those eyes to make it enjoyable. Or at least for me.

It’s oddly fascinating to watch Chesty killing (smothering) people with those huge gourds. No wonder this movie did so well at low-rent movie houses. Word of mouth on this must have been phenomenal!

Directed by the legendary Doris Wishman, this movie is basically a revenge picture. Her crook boyfriend is murdered by the mob and she takes the law into her own….uh, knockers. She incapacitates those responsible and takes her top off to smother them with her DEADLY WEAPONS!! It’s almost interesting.

Ms. Wishman had an annoying technique of NOT focusing the camera on the person speaking at the moment; the movie turns about to be a series of reaction shots. Perhaps this was because she was shooting the film silent only to later dub in dialogue. Chesty was from Israel and did speak at least some English, but probably had a terrible voice and so was dubbed for her off-camera dialogue.

To give us something to look at, aside from Chesty’s gazongas, the director has our star do a (completely uninspired) bathtub scene. Her bare bum is not shapely, either, so let the yawning begin.

Doris later used Chesty in a spy film called DOUBLE AGENT 73. Info on this will come in a separate posting.

Nowadays, Chesty’s age can’t be too far away from being the same as her chest size, so it’s easy to imagine that the hounds are hangin’ even lower than they are in this film.

Only worth seeing if your sense of curiousity overwhelms your desire not to waste an hour and half.

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