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Thursday, June 3, 2010

AN ANNOUNCEMENT

I just wanted to say a big “Thanks and Howdy” to all the folks who’ve flooded my e-mail inbox over the years with messages of concern about the size of my penis.

It does my heart good to know that you want to help me attain more girth. My wife, however, would probably not appreciate a sizeable increase as it would make it more difficult for her to walk normally.

Now if perhaps these same folks could help me LEGALLY and ETHICALLY add girth and substance to my wallet/bank account…….

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