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Friday, June 11, 2010

COLD STORAGE


Yup, this one is every bit as blood chilling as the title would suggest.

The very lovely Denise Huber crossed paths with absolutely whackjob John Famalaro at one point and, unfortunately, did not live to regret it.

So this fruitcake stores her body in a chest freezer because either a). he couldn’t bear to be without her or b). was too lazy to put her in a grave. In freezing her, though, ol’Johnny boy preserved DNA evidence and it sure bit him on the butt later.

Veteran true crime novelist Don Lasseter does a superb job of writing on this story.

You see the phrase “Startling Photographs” with staccato regularity on the back covers, usually, in true crime books; most of photos, though, are of the killer in his/her younger days playing Frisbee or on a family outing and such. There’s even a shot or two of the lawyers, cops and judges involved. There’s nothing “startling” about these pictures at all – it’s just a con job to get you to buy the book. It has a section of photos in the middle of the book and a couple of them are pretty gruesome.

In COLD STORAGE’s photo section, there are a couple of Denise Huber pretty much as she appeared when the first found her. These pix could be upsetting to anyone not used to seeing that sort of thing.

Both Famalaro’s mother and father should have been punched HARD in their mouths for inflicting a dipshit like John Famalaro on the world. Then they should have been sterilized.

Hey, John, when it’s your time to cross over, do everyone a favor and just ROAST in peace, would you buddy?

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