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Friday, June 11, 2010

THE VAMPIRE


Great cover, sucky book.

Ornella Volta, whoever that is, tells us how to recognize vampires and the best way(s) to destroy them.

No, this NOT done tongue-in-cheek, or in this case, fang-in-cheek.

Ms. Volta (I’m guessing that this is a woman) appears to really believe this nonsense. Do us both a favor, Ornella, take your meds and then nap for a little while.

The book claims to have won “The Dracula Prize”. What the hell is “The Dracula Prize”? If it involves leaving this book out in the sun until it disintegrates, hey, I’m all for it!

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